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Parenthood Uncorked

Take a deep dive into Jill's family life. Jill's blog, Parenthood Uncorked, began as a way for her to vent during Covid when she and her husband found themselves in lockdown with five kids to entertain, home school, and provide a constant stream of snacks.


Lost and Found
Why is it that kids always seem to lose something they suddenly can’t sleep without just before bedtime?

Jill Meyer
Jul 7, 20203 min read
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Satisfaction
The other day, James came up from the basement smiling to himself, holding a new box of aluminum foil. "A fresh roll!" he marveled...

Jill Meyer
Jul 5, 20203 min read
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Fourth of July Sell Out
Happy Fourth Everyone!

Jill Meyer
Jul 4, 20202 min read
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Friday Funnies
Have you ever forgotten your mask? It's like forgetting your wallet. You can't shop without it. At least not in Massachusetts.

Jill Meyer
Jul 3, 20203 min read
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There Are No Stupid Questions
I almost forgot...we are now officially into the second half of 2020. I jumped the gun last month when James pointed out my big faux pas

Jill Meyer
Jul 2, 20203 min read
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WTF Wednesday
Given the fact that several hundred times a day, I mutter or think WTF in response to a situation, I thought I'd dedicate a weekly tribute

Jill Meyer
Jul 1, 20203 min read
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Tradition with a Twist
No one can really argue with the fact we've all been dealt a bunch of sour lemons this year. And this summer, we can't even make lemonade

Jill Meyer
Jun 30, 20203 min read
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Remember the Alamo
Nana’s take on forts. I agree. But still so annoying!!!

Jill Meyer
Jun 28, 20202 min read
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One Hundred
This is my 100th blog post. I started writing at the very beginning of quarantine, my goal being to share what I knew would be utter chaos

Jill Meyer
Jun 27, 20202 min read
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Friday Funnies
Have you ever tried to get the hair off a Lego person's head?

Jill Meyer
Jun 26, 20203 min read
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Suck it Up, Buttercup
I am so sick of giving positive reinforcement. Eleanor I like how you asked Cynthia before you just took the Hatchamal...

Jill Meyer
Jun 25, 20203 min read
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Hi Princess!
Every time I see a parent struggling with a child in public, I want to help. I never do because I've been there...

Jill Meyer
Jun 24, 20204 min read
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The Summer of Change
Finally, the day we've all been counting down to since mid-March. Retirement.

Jill Meyer
Jun 23, 20203 min read
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Ode to James
It is a common clichéd theory that women often choose husbands much like their own father. This statistic does not apply to me.

Jill Meyer
Jun 21, 20204 min read
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Miracles at the Meyers
I'd like to raise a glass today to celebrate two milestones: 1. Kaleb ate a fruit, and 2. We now have a live-in babysitter, aka, Abigail.

Jill Meyer
Jun 20, 20203 min read
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When Harry Met Sally
You may remember the Sally's from a post last week (may they rest in peace). Well, we now have Harry's, but they are not live beings.

Jill Meyer
Jun 19, 20202 min read
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Clothes Hoarder
Remember that shop, Britches Great Outdoors? It was a chain store in the mall selling primarily men's preppy/outdoorsy clothing in the 80's

Jill Meyer
Jun 18, 20204 min read
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In Her Shoes
I've always been fascinated with subjects like birth order, nature versus nature, and family dynamics that shape us as humans.

Jill Meyer
Jun 17, 20204 min read
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WTF
I've had so many WTF moments these past few days, I thought I would dedicate an entire post to those three letters.

Jill Meyer
Jun 16, 20202 min read
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Never Refuse a Breath Mint
This is going to be brief and I’ll tell you why. Nana babysat while we WENT OUT TO EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE MONTHS.

Jill Meyer
Jun 14, 20202 min read
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